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Holy Crap - the world's most amazing breakfast cereal

Are you looking for something new, fun and healthy for your customers?

Put a smile on your customers’ faces with the organic, gluten-free and high-fiber breakfast cereal phenomenon. 

Holy Crap Cereal appeals to customers interested in health and wellness and seek organic, gluten-free, kosher or vegan foods. 

Our retailers report the cereal flies of the shelf – people love the funny name and the health benefits. 

Minimum USA/INTL wholesale orders are 1 case (24 bags per case). We offer FREE shipping for 3 case (or more) orders.

We welcome wholesale inquires. Please complete the form below and we'll get back to you immediately with your wholesale pricing or call our Order Desk Toll Free at 1-855-588-8860.


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Humorous Name 


This health-packed cereal is incredibly delicious. In fact, when the company was just starting out one of their very first customers said, “Holy Crap… this is amazing!” 

That’s where the name “Holy Crap” comes from. 

The humorous name draws their attention and the delicious taste and amazing results of the artisan-made cereal will keep bringing them back to you again and again. 

Recommended Super Food 

Holy Crap Cereal is a tasty blend of certified organic ancient grains including chia, buckwheat and hulled hemp seeds plus dried cranberries, raisins, apples and a touch of cinnamon. Dr. Oz, Dr Weil and Carol Kicinski recommend these super food ingredients because of their high fiber and omega-3 and omega-6. 

Ancient Secret of the Aztecs 

The key ingredient of Holy Crap is chia, or Salvia hispanica L. This recently revived oil seed crop is considered a “perfect food” because it’s one of the few vegetarian sources of complete protein. The Aztecs valued it more highly than gold. 

Holy Crap at the International Space Station 

Holy Crap cereal is being served to crew aboard the International Space Station during Mission 34/35 between December 2012 and May 2013. It’s out of this world! 


What our Retailers Say

  • "Holy Crap sells well in our small store. Customers are always giving us positive feedback, in fact many of them are coming to us for Holy Crap." Sandy View Farms
  • "We have been selling Holy Crap and Skinny B in both of our locations since March of 2012. The response has been overwhelmingly good. The eye catching name grabs customers attention and the great quality Canadian product keeps them coming back for more. We have sold 400 units of your cereal in 10 months and still going strong. Very much recommended." Westboro Organics

Taste-imonials - What our Customers Say

  • "This is a great product. It is great with yogurt as a snack any time and gives me energy after my workout!" HS


  • "Holy Crap cereal is terrific. I am gluten-free as much as possible and rarely do products actually taste good. Your cereal is gluten-free and tastes great" SF


  • "Thank you for introducing this absolutely delicious and healthy cereal into the market! I felt my energy just shot up throughout the day!" JW


  • "I now have it every morning for breakfast and it is FANTASTIC what it does to your energy and health" CMS


  • "This really is the best breakfast I have ever eaten. I have got just about all my friends hooked on it." CV

Holy Crap, the world’s most amazing breakfast cereal contains non-GMO certified organic gluten-free ingredients. The cereal is a special blend of whole grain superfoods including organic chia seeds, organic buckwheat and organic hulled hemp hearts. Organic cranberries, raisins, apples and cinnamon give the cereal a tasty flavor all its own.

There's a reason Holy Crap is known as the world's most amazing breakfast cereal. And it's not just because this hand-blended certified organic cereal contains an ancient "super food" that has...  

  • More fiber than bran muffins
  • More Omega-3 and Omega-6 than salmon
  • More protein than flax seed



Chef Guy Mitchell, White House Chef Tour, highly recommends you try HOLY CRAP cereal!

"Holy Crap cereal is the best cereal that I have ever eaten," Chef Guy Mitchell, White House Chef Tour.

He guarantees you will love it!!