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Kathy Smart"Gluten Free eating is all about finding a food that is both delicious AND nutritious. Holy Crap cereal has achieved both!" Kathy Smart, Global News Health Correspondent, North America's Gluten Free Expert, TV Show Host, Chef, Best Selling Author and Dr. Oz Guest

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Gluten Free Holy Crap Cereal  
It's called the World's Most Amazing Breakfast Cereal for a reason!

Whole Food Ingredients that are good for you.
  • 100% Organic
  • non-GMO
  • Gluten-Free
  • Vegan
  • Delicious

Start Your Day on the right track

  • More Energy

    Plant-based protein carries you through to lunch
  • Increased Concentration

    Perfect Ratio of Omgea-3 and -6 fuels your brain
  • Stabilized Blood Sugar

    High fiber slows down the metabolism of starch

Over 2 Million bags sold!

Taste-imonials from our customers

Gluten-sensitive people love us for good reason!

“Holy Crap is the best cereal ever! Especially love it because I’m a celiac and most of my cereal options suck… This is a godsend.” KB
“Holy Crap cereal is terrific… rarely do gluten free products actually taste good. Your cereal is gluten-free and tastes great.” SF
“Really amazing! I have been suffering with stomach problems for nearly 2 years. After one week of eating Holy Crap I see great improvement!” MG

Guilt free gluten free

If you’ve ever looked at the labels in your local grocer’s gluten-free aisle, you know that all gluten-free foods are not made the same. Just because it’s gluten free, that doesn’t mean it’s healthy. Most gluten-free cereals on the market are made with refined corn, rice, or other flours and refined sugars. These processed food products can cause sugar imbalances in the body. With Holy Crap, you can enjoy gluten-free whole food that offers the vitamins, minerals, and nutrients you need for optimum health. Plus, it’s delicious!

If you’re looking for ways to include more healthy gluten-free foods in your diet, Holy Crap is the perfect breakfast food.
Holy Crap cereal only contains real unprocessed ingredients.
It's rich in Omega-3 and Omega-6 and high in protein.
Tens of thousands of customers–like you–seeking a healthy gluten free breakfast food eat Holy Crap every day.


Gluten Free Blackberry Parfait with Holy Crap cereal

Why Is Holy Crap the world’s most amazing breakfast cereal?

Holy Crap contains only 7 unprocessed whole food ingredients—including recognized super foods that top most nutritionists’ “must add to diet” lists.

This organic, naturally vegan cereal is high in complete protein and fiber and provides the perfect ratio of omega-3 and omega-6 to give you energy and fuel your brain all day long.

Plus, it’s gluten-free, doesn’t need to be cooked – and it’s delicious.
  • non-GMO
  • organic
  • gluten free
  • lactose free
  • salt free
  • nut free
  • vegan
  • high in fiber and iron
  • high in omega-3 and omega-6
  • source of calcium
  • no cooking required

Ingredients you can pronounce Holy Crap contains only 7 unprocessed whole food ingredients:

This organic, naturally vegan cereal is high in complete protein and fiber and provides the perfect ratio of omega-3 and omega-6 to give you energy and fuel your brain all day long.

Plus, it’s gluten-free, doesn’t need to be cooked – and it’s delicious.

CHIA

Ancient “Superfood” of the Aztecs

BUCKWHEAT

Easily digestible gluten-free protein

HULLED HEMP SEEDS

A valued source of nutrition for 1000s of years

DELICIOUS DRIED FRUIT

 

Holy Crap’s key ingredient is Chia. This ancient crop is considered a “perfect food” because it’s one of the few vegetarian sources of complete protein. The Aztecs valued it more highly than gold. Despite its name buckwheat is NOT from the wheat family. Holy Crap cereal is gluten-free. Buckwheat is actually a fruit seed that’s high in protein and fiber and also contains iron and zinc. Hulled hemp seeds are the richest natural source of omega-3 and omega-6 amino acids on the planet. They contain more essential fats than fish, milk, meat or eggs. And no, they don’t get you high. In addition to the above ingredients, Holy Crap also includes:
  • Organic cranberries
  • Organic raisins
  • Organic apple bits and Organic cinnamon

A Small Amount Packs a Huge Punch

One complete serving of Holy Crap is just 2 tablespoons of cereal soaked in 4 tablespoons of milk, yogurt, almond milk, hemp milk, or rice milk for approximately five minutes. This slow-burning rocket fuel leaves you satisfied without feeling bloated and one small bag can last for more than a week.

There are 8 servings in an 8 oz bag of Holy Crap cereal

“Let food be thy medicine and medicine thy food.” Hippocrates

Certification Seals for Holy Crap cereal products

 Holy Crap meets a high standard of food safety through multiple third-party certifications. It contains only pure ingredients that are non-GMO, organic, kosher and gluten free.

SHOP and Use DISCOUNT CODE: smart15
(does not apply to our already discounted combo packs or chocolate bars)

You'll save 15% and We Pay the Shipping (on orders over $99)