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Dark Chocolate Bars

3-Pack

Regular price $14.95 CAD Sale

3-pack - Each Holy Crap Chocolate Bar is 80g

Everyone needs a little bit of chocolate now and again. 

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We teamed up with local chocolatier, Amber Stoby of La Petite Souris, to bring you a divine chocolate experience. 

Holy Crap's signature fruit mix of dried cranberries, raisins, apple bits, and a touch of cinnamon are mixed by hand into 64% premium Dark Chocolate. The bar is then crusted on one side with Holy Crap cereal's seed mixture of chia, buckwheat, and hulled hemp seeds. 

***Ingredients: Cocoa Beans, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Chia, Buckwheat, Hulled Hemp Seeds, Raisins, Dried Cranberries (sugar, sunflower oil), Dried Apple Bits, Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Extract, Cinnamon

***May contain traces of nuts, peanuts, eggs, milk and/or wheat

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10/07/2017
Anonymous
Canada

Excellent products and service

First time I’ve got your products as a gift. And now decided to order myself. I find it healthy and practical way to eat when you are in a hurry. Highly recommend Holy ****.!

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07/03/2017
Susan a.
Canada

Good Breakfast

I totally enjoy the chocolate bars. As a diabetic person a square is my special treat. I enjoy a tablespoon of the holy **** or the skinny B in my yoghurt in the morning or the Holy **** oatmeal breakfast. I enjoy it all. And delivery from BC to Ontario is quite quick! Thank You

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06/19/2017
Carla S.
Canada

product review

it was great. Very yummy

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06/13/2017
Theresa H.
Canada

❤️ Holy **** chocolate bars

I like the unique taste. I would certainly order this again and again. In fact, this was my second order

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03/22/2017
Anonymous
Canada

Love every thing

I am a paraplegic of 66 y/o and was a bit worried about your cereals as it said jt was good for bowels ad to cut down on the quantity at the time so i won,t get any accident if you now the meaning.